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Browse our collection of 43 Nsfw Face Stockings . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Stocking
At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!
Black Cat Face Pattern Stocking
Show off your love of black cats with this fall festive feline pattern of black cat faces on an orange background. Perfect for autumn, fall, halloween, and witchy cat lovers!
Cryptid Face Mask Stocking
The OG social distancing champions are cryptids! They stay so far away no one ever really sees them! They never come out! Show off your love for cryptids like Bigfoot, Mothman and The Lochness Monster and protect yourself with this funny, social distancing, cryptid face mask cover!
Kitsune Face Stocking
Upgrade your fashion with this minimalistic kitsune design! Be foxy, stylish, and bewitch anyone that approaches your way!
Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Stocking
Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...
Gingerbread and Candy Cane Penises Stocking
Show off your love for these NSFW holiday treats with this funny, gingerbread and candy cane penises design!
Penis Plants Pattern Stocking
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Kawaii Penises Pattern Stocking
Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!
Merry Dickmas Stocking
Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...
Ginger Bread Nudists Stocking
These nudist gingerbread are sure to turn some heads! Great for those people who live for making people do a double take.
Ole Saint Dick Stocking
Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking
If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.
Stuff Me Daddy Stocking
Ohh, you got more things to stuff the stocking? Hot. Great for people who enjoy making their friends and family uncomfortable.
Phallic Christmas Cookies Stocking
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Gay Pride Flag Stocking
Show off your Gay Pride, with this Gay pride flag face mask cover. Protect yourself with this LGBTQIA, Gay Pride face mask cover.
Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Halloweenies Pattern Stocking
At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...
Ice Cream Butts Stocking
Looking for something on the NSFW side that's makes people do a double take? These bootylicious flavored ice creams are sure to turn heads! Innocent, delicious ice creams? SYKE! It's butts!
Tie Me Up Daddy Stocking
Tie me up nice and tight, turn me into a pretty little gift! This naughty christmas gift is ready for the holidays. A little too excited for the ribbons and tensils, it seems.
Happy Christmas Stocking
Happy Happy Happy Christmas! Fill your holiday season with unshakeable joy in this happy design.
Potato Butts Pattern Stocking
If a potato has a butt, does that make it a spudonkadonk? Or maybe Buttatos? These potatoes are just like their mashed variants - thicc.
Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking
although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.
Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking
although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.
All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Stocking
All I'm asking for is a little chubby! A real fat cock! Ya know, one that will give me a nice morning cock-a-doodle-doo.
Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking
These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?
Mistle Hoe Stocking
Hoe around this holiday with this silly, "Mistle Hoe" mistletoe pun design! Perfect for being single, dating, Christmas jokes, and holiday humor!
Pixel Gardening Tool Pattern Stocking
It's dangerous to grow alone! Take this. Take these pixelated gardening tools and grow a cute gamer garden with these cute, pixelated gardening tools pattern face mask!
Pumpkin Spice Pixel Pattern Stocking
Show off your love for pumpkin spice pixels with this cute, PSL pixel pumpkin spice fall pattern accordion face mask.
Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Stocking
Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.
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